demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

klinklang:

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good 

like

how does it manage to do that

be tasty with no taste

modestlyhomo:

boxofpoptarts:

heyimgrep:

mustardelbow:

drunkpoetssoul:

gilthoniel-o-elbereth:

prettyyvacant:

hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you

here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]

I refuse to apologize for art

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS A TEACHER FROM MY SCHOOL?????

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

(Source: itsjusa)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

Senpai, I’m late again! gomene….

(Source: kissxkisa)

You have a valid argument

sngaara:

that’s a nice comic pixiv

too bad i can’t understand anything

(Source: furuya-ryuuji)

fujoshi-nonsense:

Shingeki no Kyojin OP Pingu ver. (por ossiandbg)

decedesu:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT VOCALOID.